Volume 0 - Number 0 - January 1, 2006
"Sum-Times - we get it right!"
The virtual news service for the virtual world.
The film classic "Breakin' 2 - Electric Bugaloo" will not be aired tonight.
Billy "Spin" Boldak -
Old fashioned reporter - always looking for a drink and a dame
- but he always gets the story - well at least as often as anyone else around here.
From the Archives
"The future won't last - the past didn't." - Our Founder
As a result of recent mergers and acquisitions,
the Swezeytown Sum-Times full name is:
The Swezeytown Sum-Times Picayune Star Bee Gazette and Rocketeer,
a subsidiary of the Network News Network Corporation.
Saint Hilarius reigned as Pope from 461 to 468.
He was succeeded by Saint Simplicius.
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