The Swezeytown Sum-Times - News to Confuse

Live 24/7 coverage of the day nothing happened

Selected transcripts from the Network News Network's (NNN) live coverage of the day nothing happened.

10:00 AM Eastern Time

No, I told you, I had nothing to do with that cartoon show...

We're on George!

Good evening this is George Jetsam in Hermosa Beach, California ...

and this is Sam Flotsam in Jones Beach, New York ...

and his is the Flotsam and Jetsam Report.

Todays top story: nothing is happening.

We'll have full team coverage, with behind the scenes reports and analysis ...

and exclusive interviews with all the key players.

Who is hurt? ... Who is helped? ... What does it mean? ...and where do we go from here?

The President feels he has commented sufficiently about this in his previous statements and has no more to say.


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