He's so ugly, his family photos hang themselves!
He's a humble man - with much to be humble about.
Hey Jackson, I got a twenty with your name on it!
The early worm gets the bird.
He's a true Renaissance man - he's stuck in the 15th century!
He invented the 'drown proof' swimming pool - it's filled with Martinis - the lower you sink the hjigher you get!
You can't get ahead while you're getting even.
When elephants start dancing it's best for mice to step aside.
He's a man who couild have been great - except he wasn't very good.
My 'get up and go' got up and went!
Nitrates are usually lower than day rates.
That's a Trojan horse of a different color!
Science is golden.
That only works in the case where you can do it.
Can I help it if I can't help it?
He couldn't be a seeing eye man for a blind dog.
An optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds - a pessimist thinks he may be right!
Never give a robot an even break.
The difference between a drunk and an alcholic is a drunk doesn't have to attend all those meetings.
A politician should always be sincere - whether he means it or not!
Stranger than friction!
Things are going to be a lot more like they used to be then they ever were before!
I told him he was nuts for going for that insanity defense.
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