"I'm not an actor, but I play one on TV..."
I just saw that new Titanic movie, it was great. I can't wait for the sequel.
I'm a fat man trapped in a fat man's body.
I thought Oedipus Rex was a dinosaur that loved his mother.
There are three kinds of people in the world, those who can count and those who can't.
My work is top secret - even I don't know what I'm doing.
Behind every successful man is a women - telling him he's doing everything wrong.
Give me the facts straight - I can mix them up when I quote you.
I'm my own worst enemy, but you're running a close
As an outsider - what do you think of the Human Race?
My wife is tempermental - 90% temper, 10% mental.
You have a photographic mind - too bad it never developed.
Show me a man who smiles when everything goes wrong and I'll show you an idiot.
You can't take it with you - it's gone before you are.
The only man who ever got all his work done by Friday was Robinson Crusoe.
I am not a problem drinker - I never drank a problem in my life.
Let's keep this conversation on an intellectual level - you just listen.
My door is always open - so take the hint - leave.
What's on your mind - if you'll pardon the exaggeration.
Early to bed and early to rise makes a man mighty tired by late afternoon.
Who's afraid of recessions? I've failed during boom times.
We live by the golden rule - the guy with the gold makes the rule.
Love your enemies - whisky - tabacco - women.
Save string while you're young - later on you'll have a ball.
I'll own this place some day - if they keep giving me the business.
You look too happy - isn't the boss here today?
Money isn't everything - but it keeps you in touch with the kids.
You're a friend I can depend on to be around when you need me.
If at first you don't succeed so much for skydiving.
If you could see yourself as others see you - you'd never believe it.
My advice is free - expenses start when you follow it.
Shall we call in a consultant or louse it up ourselves?
If at first you don't succeed try a little ardor.
To make a long story short - just let the boss walk
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