Even More Swezey Wisdom!

"Half way from Area 51 to Studio 54"

That "anonymous" guy sure wrote a lot of stuff.

When it comes to "placebos" I like the 100 milligram tablets best, the 50's just don't do it for me.

In some cultures what I do would be considered normal.

I don't know if this "Gingko" stuff really works, but the cube root of 87 is 4.431047622.

Banning the bra was a big flop. 

Paranoid schizophrenics outnumber their enemies by at least two to one.

Now I'm older and wider.

He's sharp as a pistol!

Guns don't kill people, I do.

Beethoven was so deaf he thought he was painting. 

"God is dead", Nietzsche.
"Nietzsche is dead", God.

"God is dead", Nietzsche.
"God is NOT dead!", Billy Graham.
"Who is Billy Graham?", God.

He'd  forget his own head, if it wasn't screwed on backwards.

I love hate radio.

May be someday you'll get married, then all your troubles will be little ones. 

I went to the fights last night and a hockey game broke out.

If you don't leave me alone, I'll go out and find someone who will!

I believe in making the world safe for our children,
but not our children's children,
because I don't think children should be having sex.

They call this a breakfast buffet? Where's the Jolt Cola and Doritos?"

One good turn gets most of the blankets. 

Although it is said that faith can move mountains, experience shows that dynamite works better.

He wouldn't know civility if it walked up and slapped him in the face

Eagles may soar free and proud, but weasels  never get sucked into jet engines.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

A new law was passed in West Virginia when a couple gets a divorce their still  brother and sister. 

My intuition nearly makes up for my lack of good judgment.

I am one with my duality.

Only a lack of imagination spares me from my imaginary fears.

I am learning that criticism is not nearly as effective as sabotage.

I think that those who do learn from history just repeat it anyway....

The complete lack of evidence is the surest sign the conspiracy is working!

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