Even More Collected Wisdom by the All Knowing Swezey - Part II

Knowledge is power - if you know it about the right person.

I have a responsible job - no matter what goes wrong, everybody says I'm responsible!

Insecurity is better than no security at all.

I like work but it sure breaks up my day.

Think big

Whistle while you work - it drives everybody else nuts. 

Do it Rihgt!

If I look confused, it's because I'm thinking.

My job is so secret even I don't know what I'm doing.

I welcome criticism - write yours here ->[ ]

If I come to work late I make up for it by leaving early. 

If you want a quick decision - NO!

Work fascinates me, I can sit and watch it for hours.

Just because we've done it wrong for years is no reason to change things now.

I like your approach, now let's see how you leave.

Experience is what tells you that you've made a mistake - again 

If God had wanted everything done today he wouldn't have invented tomorrow.

Money can be lost in more ways than won.

You have to give Americans a lot of credit - how else could they buy all those new cars?

Nothing is "opened by mistake" more often than the human mouth.

Avoid Thuzzy Finking! 

Accuracy is our gole.

I know what you mean - in spite of what you said.

No amount of planning will ever replace dumb luck.

Humility is not one of my faults, but if I had one that would be it.

Crime wouldn't pay if the government ran it. 

No problem is too small to baffle this organization.

Misers are no fun to live with but as ancestors they're great!

Thanks for offering to help, but I don't have the time.

Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.

Confusion is our most important product. 

We like your attitude, but what are you doing?

Make someone happy today - lose your wallet.

Mondays are a terrible way to spend one seventh of you life.

I like people with guts enough to stand up and say what I think.

This is a non-profit organization - but we didn't plan it that way. 

My mind is a comfortable blank today.

Never lend money to friends - it ruins their memories.

How nice of you to call while I was out.

Millions are idle - but luckily most of them have jobs.

Winning isn't everything - but it sure beats coming in second. 

I've got friends I haven't even used yet.

My descision is maybe - and that's final.

Long walks are healthy, why don't you take one?

One man in a thousand is a leader of men - the other 999 follow women.

You should go far - and I hope soon. 

Keep America beautiful - throw something lovely away.

How can I be wrong when I am so sincere?

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conculsive.

If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?

I'm a self made man - where did I go wrong? 

I don't want to be a success - I want to be like you.

We've been watching you - do you work here?

Come on in - everyting else has gone wrong today.

Start everyday with a smile - and get it over with.

I'm very punctual - I buy everything on time. 

I used to think nothing was impossible - then I met you.

I know all the answers - I just don't understand the questions.

When I ask for your opinion - I'l tell you what to say.

Please lower your voice - what you say is going over my head.

Always drive courteously - the next driver may be in uniform. 

A friend in need is a friend to avoid.

Your Idea is good - I'm glad I thought of it.

Never kick a man when he's down - he might get up.

Be kind to your friends, without them you'd be a stranger.

Never marry the wrong girl - it's rough enough with the right one.

The trouble with being a good sport is you have to lose to prove it.

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