Bumper Stickers Spotted by Swezey on the Information Super Highway!

Hermits unite!

I can't go to work today; the voices said "stay home and clean the guns"

Mean people suck

Guns don't kill people -- they just make it real easy

Jesus is coming -- look busy

Honk if you think I'm Jesus 

Come the rapture, can I have your car?

I'm pro life-jacket and I boat

I'm proud to be an undercover CIA agent

Hang up and drive

Visualize using your turn-signals 

Visualize whirled peas

Isis, Isis, Ra! Ra! Ra!

If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will shoot their kids accidently

I'm NOT in denial

Wake-up and smell the garbage 

Pave the planet

Cancer cures smoking

A waist is a terrible thing to mind

Don't say bald -- say combing impaired

Please don't squeeze the shaman 

Optimistic -- even in the face of reality

Another American for a work-free drug place

Only users lose drugs

A mime is a terrible thing to waste

Why experiment on animals when there are so many lawyers 

I do whatever the little voices tell me to do

Bad Cop -- No Donut

668 Neighbor to the beast

333 -- the Sign of the Semi-Christ

Proudly serving my corporate masters 

Thank you for not being perky!

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