07/13/2023
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I saw on the news that they found a bag of cocaine in a cubby hole at the White House.

I'm thinking, it might be mine.

I'm always leaving stuff like that around.

Every time Biden, or Trump before him, would call me into the Oval Office to straighten out some big crisis they were having, I'd always leave my coke, cell phone, guns and hand grenades in a cubby hole there when I went in.

I must have forgotten to pick it up when I left.

You know how it is - when you're always going around all coked up all the time - you get forgetful.

Last time I left my guns on the subway somewhere.

Anyway, if I called the White House, do you think they'd return my coke?

Hmm ... maybe not.

I just wish I could remember where I left those hand grenades.


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