02/16/2023

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I see on the news where the U.S. shot down four "spy" balloons over the U.S. 
and Canada in the last 8 days.

The first one they identified as a "Chinese Spy Balloon".

But the other three are still "unidentified" as to their origins.

Still the government came out and categorically denied that any of these are 
extra-terrestrial alien UFOs.

So you know what that means!

THEY'RE EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL ALIEN UFOS!!!

You know the government ALWAYS lies to us.

LIES, LIES, LIES!!!

I'm not even sure there really IS a government anymore.

So if they deny something, anything - THE OPPOSITE HAS TO BE TRUE!

Just ask any conspiracy theorist!

I used to think UFOs were a hoax, but now that there's ABSOLUTE proof I have 
to change my mind.

Those wily little space alien critters!

I always expected them to arrive in flying saucers or rocket ships.

Who knew they were going to invade us in balloons - an 18 century 
technology!

How insidious! - Caught us with our pants down!

How do you fly a balloon in space anyway, don't they pop in the vacuum?

It must take a while to drift all the way here from Alpha Centauri (or 
wherever).

They must have a very advance navigation system to stay on course all that 
way.

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Starting last weekend, I got a pile of rocks and sit in my backyard watching 
the sky for any of these balloons.

If I see any I'm going to start chucking rocks at them as hard as I can.

So far that seems to have scared those wily little space alien critters 
away.

I like to think I am doing my part in keeping Minneapolis space critter 
free.

Your welcome.


Stay Jazzed!
--Tom Swezey


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