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Troll Flashing

I noticed this Anthony Weiner guy, the former New York congressman, was in 
the news again a few weeks ago.

Now, I don't mean to be judgmental, I really don't, but let's face it, my 
first impression was "what kind of twisted, freak-a-zoid stuff is this guy 
into?"

I mean, sending out pictures over the internet of ... well you know.
What's that all about?

I don't get it.

Well, now, I don't normally think about stuff like that, but ... you know, 
the more I do, the more I think may be I kinda do "get it".

What a weird rush.
I mean - what an incredibly odd thrill.

What excitement.
What a walk on the "wild side".

How overpowering!
How overwhelming!

Oh wow, I can't stop thinking about this.

Oh, No!
Oh, No!

I gotta do it!
I GOTTA do it!

Please, I can't help myself!
I GOTTA!

I gotta be me!
I gotta be free!

Oh, No!
I gotta hit SEND!

Oh, No ...

Oh, wow ...

...

Wait a minute ...

Wait a minute ...

There's something wrong here.

Something doesn't look quite "anatomically correct".

There's something missing on the Troll!

Wait, that's it!

There's only four fingers on each hand!
And only four toes on each foot!

What's that about?

How embarrassing.

No pinky fingers!
No pinky toes!

Oh, No!
No pinkies!

How embarrassing.
And everybody can see it!
Everybody can see there's no pinkies!

What have I done?
What a mistake this has all been!
How could I have done such a thing?
Oh, No, I'll never do this again!

I promise, I will NEVER do this again.

...

You think you've got problems?
I need to to figure out what sort of twisted, demented person sends out 
naked pictures of troll dolls? Is there a name for that? - Maybe something 
like "troll flashing"?

Man, I must need some kind of therapy or something :-)

Maybe something involving heavy, long term electrical shocks ...

I do promise though, I will NEVER do this again.

(And this time, I mean it! :-)