01/26/2023

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I contacted the National Achieves the other day.

I've got a truckload of TOP SECRET documents like Trump and Biden and Pence. 
(Doesn't everybody?)

I keep mine out in the garage.

I've got so many now I had to move my boat out to make room.

I don't like leaving my boat out in my backyard but what can I do?

Some guys named Chan and Ivan and Mohammed something, stop by from time to 
time wanting to go through them.

They buy about a dozen each each time, but said they already know about most 
of them, especially the nuke launch code ones.

It's kind of interesting reading, a lot are about the secret sex lives of 
some of the top world leaders, some of them are into some really freaky 
stuff.

(There's stuff about Grover Cleveland that'll curl you hair! - And don't 
even ask about Warren G. Harding!)

I keep those in my office.

Anyway, I'm hoping the FBI will show up soon and take some of them, I need 
the space for all the new stuff coming in.

Besides, some squirrels got into them and chewed and pooped on most of them.

It's a real mess and is starting to stink - I think one of them might have 
died in there.


Stay Jazzed!
--Tom Swezey




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