The Swezey Psychic Hotline.

I was watching the late movie a couple of weeks ago and I noticed they had 
an ad for a "psychic hotline" that you could call for $50 a minute to talk 
to a psychic about your problems.

But I feel, that if they were truly psychic, they'd just call me. They 
wouldn't need to advertise.

So anyway, that gave me a really great idea for a scam ... I mean scheme ... 
I mean entrepreneurial opportunity.

I figure, I'll just call people randomly in the telephone book and say, 
"Hello, this is the Swezey Psychic Hotline. I've been picking up a really 
strong vibe that you want to talk to a psychic."

Now most people will just cuss and hang up, but I figure every once in a 
while someone will say, "Ya, you know, I WAS thinking about talking to a 
psychic, you must be really good." And there's my sucker ... I mean 
customer.

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I didn't want to mention this, but I expect it will actually go pretty well 
because, well, I didn't want to say so before, but I actually am psychic. So 
I should get a lot of really good hits.

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Okay, I didn't want to do this, I mean I REALLY didn't want to do this, but 
I am picking up such an incredible vibe coming from YOU that you want to get 
in on this deal.

So, Well, okay, I'll do it. I don't want to, but if you send me a boatload 
of money, no wait, better make that two boatloads of money, a boatload just 
doesn't go as far as it used to, and I'll take you on as a partner in this 
scan ... scheme ... entrepreneurial opportunity.

Well? So what do you think? Are you in?

Okay, being psychic, I already KNOW what you think, and all I can say is - 
same to you! I was just trying to get you in on the ground floor of a really 
good deal, you don't have to have that kind of attitude.