03/21/2024

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I noticed recently in the news that Kate Middleton, the Princess of Wales, 
had abdominal surgery and has been staying out of public view ever since.

This has lead to all sorts of theories as to why.

Maybe she has been horribly disfigured by the surgery.

Or maybe she just wants some privacy.

She evidently put out a heavily Photoshopped fake picture supposedly showing 
her to be back to normal.

How tacky is that.

I can't imagine anyone doing anything that cheesy.

Still, I know exactly what she's going through.

The "paparazzi" are always hanging around outside my house trying to get 
pictures of me, too.

I have to fight my way through them every time I leave the house - and they 
follow me everywhere.

I'm sure you know what it's like, you probably have the same problem.

Anyway, I was thinking some of you haven't seen me for a while, you might be 
thinking that that's because I have been horribly disfigured by some sort of 
surgery gone awry.

Well I haven't, as you can plainly see in the attached photo, everything is 
just fine :-)

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Stay Jazzed!
--Tom Swezey