07/08/2021

I have a great idea for a new sports show.

Get this: "Midget Sumo Wrestling"!

Short little fat Japanese guys sumo wrestling on live TV!

All the excitement and thrills of midget wrestling but with an oriental twist.

I know what you're going to say "Tom, you are a genius! You ought to be a TV network programing executive."

I couldn't agree with you more!


And yet, they never return my calls ...


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