12/9/2021

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I was thinking it might be fun to be a "store Santa".

I'm sure I'd make a good one.

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Hey kid, you think you're going to get some toys this Christmas? Forget it - you're not getting ANYTHING. 

What? You thought you could fool Santa? I know what you've been up to. You're lucky I don't lay off and slap you one right here, you little brat. 

You'd better watch out. I'm going to send a couple of my elves around to teach you a lesson. 

If you don't shape up you're not getting anything NEXT year either. 

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Unfortunately, I don't have a Santa suit.

So, sorry kids, Maybe next year :-)