9/1/2022

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I just got off the phone with my stock broker, Dinky Mungo, you remember 
Dinky.

He called to give me the bad news that the bottom fell out of my Vegan 
Butcher Shop stock.

Evidently all the animals contracted some horrible disease and had to be put down and destroyed.

And that bankrupted the whole operation.

Not Dinky's fault, could happen to anybody.

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Anyway, Dinky's got a new stock tip for me, this time involving a major 
pharmaceutical company.

Now, I don't know much about "farm implements", but Dinky knows all that 
stuff.

The guy's a genius when it comes to making money.

Anyway, I'm sure you heard of that "day after" birth control pill for women 
called "Plan B".

Well, Dinky's got a hot tip that a major company is about to announce a "day after" birth control pill for MEN!

WOW! I'm thinking, this has gotta be BIG!

You wake up after a crazy night of boozing and cruising, and you can't 
remember what you did, you just take the pill.

No muss, no fuss, no kid! Easy peasy.

Like I say, this has gotta be BIG!

Especially now that abortions are being banned.

I always wished I knew more about medicine to understand how all this stuff 
works.

I'm thinking it must be pretty strong.

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So obviously, I told Dinky I'm in.

I told him I gotta go out and borrow the money though - I'm kinda tapped out right now after the vegan deal.

But he said he's okay with that, he doesn't care where I get the money - 
just as long as I pay him in cash.

He's always been good about that, he's always been ready to take my money.

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Anyway I was thinking, if you want to get in on this, I can talk to Dinky.

I'm sure he'd be glad to take your money too.

His commission rate is a little high though, 80%, but I figure I can't get 
advice like his just anywhere.

Like Dinky always tells me, "you gotta spend money to make money".

Actually, I've haven't made any money yet, but that sounds right.

You don't think I'm getting ripped off do you?

Like I always say "a fool and MY money are soon parted" :-)


Stay Jazzed!
--Tom Swezey
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