08/08/2026
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The shocking expose about the DC Reflecting Pool! :-)
Big scoop that tears the lid off the story! See below!
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TRUTH about the Washington DC Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool!

See attached photo.

It isn't everyday that our crackerjack band of ace reporters here at HOTW (okay, that's actually just me) manage to scoop all the great news organizations in the world - but here it is!

The problems with the Washington DC Lincoln Reflecting Pool AREN'T the result of algae or vandalism or shoddy, corrupt work!

A guy approached me in the parking lot when I was out getting groceries the other day.

He said he had definitive, photographic evidence as to why the Reflecting Pool water turned green!

At first I was skeptical, but after viewing the photo, well, let's just say - it was the best $500 I'VE ever spent for something.

According to him, Bigfoot and Nessie (the Lock Ness Monster) were recently married and were on their honeymoon in Washington DC.

They decided it would be fun to go for a swim in the Reflecting Pool.

Unfortunately, both had contracted the Cyclosporiasis Parasite from eating tainted lettuce and suffered from prolonged and repeated explosive diarrhea.

They soon found themselves too weak to get out of the pool and soon filled it with bigfoot and monster poop!

THAT'S what is causing the water to have that green color!

Hey, you know what they say - "the camera cannot lie"!

(Okay, Photoshop can lie a little :-)

So now you got the straight poop - so to speak :-)

Eat your heart out CNN - you've just been scooped! :-)

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