09/19/2026

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I see in the news that the FBI has just relaxed their hiring standards for new agents.

They will no longer automatically exclude applicants that are or have been engaged in bestiality.

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Kash Patel defends FBI hiring policy on applicants who have engaged in bestiality
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/sep/15/kash-patel-fbi-hiring-policy-bestiality
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I applaud the FBI's new modern liberal attitude in this area.

I think that's what the 'B' in LGBTQ stands for. 

Okay, maybe not.

Personally, I have never been asked during a job interview, about any involvement in bestiality.

Very little in Software Engineering is either helped or hurt by bestiality, at least not the way I do it. (Wait, which?)

I've always felt it's nobody's business what two consenting animals engage in in private.

And I'm sure my therapy sheep, Flossie, feels the same way, too.

She's such a lamb :-)

She just loves it when I fleece her.

Once, Flossie's mother came in and caught us together.

And all she could say was "Baa!"

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I hope you realize I've just been clowning around here.

I have NEVER engaged in bestiality in my life.

I'm just not a "pet person".

I don't care what Flossie tells you, she's such a little liar!

And she's such a slob, too, she just pees and poops anywhere she wants.

I guess it's that free spirit that I love about her ... well, that and ... you know.

"A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?"

Of course you would. 

A "liddle lamzy divey" never hurt anybody. 

And now you can do all the "lamzy diving" you want and still become an FBI agent :-)

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