Ya, I'm feeling blue again ...
I bought this lottery ticket that was suppose to be worth $1.5 Billion.

Then I found out there were three winners.
What a bummer, I'd have to share it with two other people.
My cut would only be $500 million.
Why the heck even bother.
And then I find out, on top of all of that, I'm not even one of the three 
winners!
What a drag!
I didn't see that coming.
I thought I had a lock on it.

So now I'm blue again ... :-(

Oh well, it's not the first time I didn't get a billion dollars, I suppose 
it won't be the last.

Maybe I'll spin and old record!
That's worth a billion!
Ya, that'll work :-)