01/11/2024

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I want to set one thing straight.

I am NOT John Doe #27 in the recent dump of Jeffrey Epstein's documents!

I don't recall ever meeting Epstein, I've never been on his island, his boat or in his mansion.

(Wait, Banging on the door trying to get in doesn't count does it? No, of course not.)

You know I'm innocent because you know I don't have that kind of scratch - you know - MONEY!

You've got to be a high roller to get into those places.

I'm not a high roller.

I'm not even a middle roller.

In fact I only make it all the way up to being a low roller on my better days.

Anyway, I categorically deny this and I don't care who says they have pictures and videos.

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Stay Jazzed!
--Tom Swezey