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I've been watching some of the current impeachment stuff going on.

I think it really boils down to just one key question.

How can I personally cash in on all this?

After all this is a once in a life time event - well actually it's my third "rodeo" - but you know what I mean.

There must be some way I can make a buck off of this.

So I noticed a lot of people are writing books about it.

John Bolton of course, but a lot of media types too.

So I'm thinking maybe I should write a book.

How about "Impeachment - Ain't It Peachy?".

That would sell wouldn't it?

I figure the first chapter would be all about Andrew Jackson and the first impeachment - how they got him for implementing the "spoils system" of "political patronage" and maybe for all that "trail of tears" stuff where he drove all the Indians out of the southern states and force marched them to the Oklahoma "Indian Territory".

Wait, this doesn't sound quite right.

It was Amos Johnson who was the first president impeached. He was an alcoholic racist who started the Civil War or something.

No wait, that doesn't sound right either.

Maybe it was Andrew Johnson who was the first president ever impeached - whoever that was.

I just got my Amos and Andy's mixed up.

Anyway, I know a lot about that Nixon impeachment, I've watched that "Deep Throat" movie dozens of times - I mean "All the President's Men".

Wait, wasn't it Clinton who was impeached for having oral sex in the Oval Office and lying about it?

Or was it oval sex in the Oral Office?

Wait, what is oval sex? - sounds kinky - no wonder they impeached him.

Okay, I got a few facts to nail down first, but you can tell my book is going to be sensational!

So if you want to pre-order a copy, just send me $99.95 and if I ever get around to writing it I'll send you a copy.

Hey, throw on an extra $10.00 and I'll even autograph it.

Ya, it'll be peachy alright, really peachy, peachy keen! :-)

Stay Jazzed!
--Tom Swezey 


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