(05/21/2020)
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Does it bother anybody that the President has just announced that he has 
been taking a hallucinogenic drug (hydroxychloroquine) daily for the last 
‘few weeks’?

He still has his finger on the "nuclear button", right?

What'll he do when the flying monkeys from the Wizard of Oz attack? :-)

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Here at the Biomedical Research Laboratory Division at Hit of the Week World 
Headquarters we've been working on our own cure for Covid 19.

I can't tell you the exact formula, but its basically 5 parts gin to 1 part 
vermouth.

It doesn't exactly cure Covid 19, but it likely kills any Covid 19 in your 
mouth and it sure tastes better than ingesting bleach.

We're looking for volunteers to begin extended heavy daily trials.

We're sure by the time they sober up this will all be over :-)

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