(08/22/2020) **************************************************************** I see people protesting recently about the government requiring them to wear protective masks while in public during the Covid 19 pandemic. Last week I intended to attend a NUDE "Flash Mob" protest in downtown Minneapolis to protest the government's requirement that we all wear CLOTHING when in public. No fascist government is going to tell ME I have to wear CLOTHES! Everybody was suppose to show up naked and sing and dance to the classic song "Hokey Pokey". Anyway, I had no sooner gotten undressed when I realized I had just locked my car keys in the trunk of my car along with my pants and my protest sign: "There's nothing hokey about my pokey!" When I realized - there was nobody else there! Where were all the other naked Flash Mob protesters? Anyway, the police ... Well, to make a long story short, I got home okay. Then I realized, the protest is NEXT week - boy, did I feel stupid. This might work out better anyway because now YOU can still go too! Actually, I won't be able to be there, thanks to this ankle bracelet, but I'll watch for you on the news coverage - so give me a wave. Wake up "sheeple", it's a slippery slope! Yesterday it's about wearing clothes in public, today it's about wearing Covid 19 masks (supposedly to help save the lives of tens of thousands of our fellow Americans - but screw them - who cares about that), tomorrow it's about all of us being rounded up and shipped off to Auschwitz, Wyoming to be put to death! That's what governments do! Defend your right to "bare" arms - and everything else! "If God had wanted people to go around naked all the time, we would have been born that way." "Freedom isn't free" - and evidently, neither is parking in a no parking zone - I still have to get my car back from the impound lot. Flash mob From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flash_mob Don't tell anybody - but I'm totally naked under all these clothes! :-) "That's what it's all about!"