**************************************************************** 09/17/2020

I know people will be surprised to hear this, but I am 95% African-American ("self-identified").

I used to be 95% Native-American ("self-identified").

I wanted to get in on all those bingo-bucks in their casinos, but it didn't work out.

Then I was 95% Japanese-American ("self-identified").

I wanted to get in on some of their WWII interment compensation, but it turns out no one in my family was ever so interned.

So now, I'm 95% African-American ("self-identified").

I figure maybe I can get some of that slavery reparation money they're talking about.

I guess if that doesn't work out I'll just have to go back to being white.

Oh well.

I've been searching my family tree - there must be somebody who was victimized by someone that owes me a bundle.

Actually, my great-grandfather's family suffered during the Irish potato famine.

So I figure old Queen Lizzie owes me a few million, don't you think?

It's only fair, don't you think? :-)

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