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12/17/2020 


Don't tell anybody, but I found a place where I can get a bootlegged version of the Covid 19 vaccine right now - no waiting - for only $500!

This guy told me he makes it up in his basement.

It smells like bleach and tastes terrible, but once I got past all the vomiting, it wasn't too bad.

All my hair fell out and I got these horrible green rashes all over my body that itched and burned like crazy. For a time I was bleeding from every orifice and had both constipation and diarrhea at the same time.

Anyway, now I'm down to just the steady anal leakage, but it was worth it to know I'm now safe from Covid.

Hey, wait a minute ... none of these symptoms seem to match what they're saying about the real vaccine.

You don't think I got ripped off do you? :-)


Stay Jazzed!
--Tom Swezey



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12/17/2020 

I mentioned last week that I think I got ripped off buying a bootleg version 
of the Covid-19 vaccine off the web.

Anyway, this week I found different website.

They don't have the vaccine, but they do have the placebo used during the 
tests - and it's only $200 a dose!

So I guess I'll have to try that next.

I'm sure it's at least as good as that bootleg vaccine was.

Sometimes I wish I knew more about medicine :-)

Oh well.

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Stay Jazzed!
--Tom Swezey



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