6/10/2021
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Conspiracy Theories

I'd like to refute the conspiracy theory, currently floating around the web, 
that all Software Engineers are the result of a super secret, insidious 
C.I.A. eugenics program, started back in the 1950s, with the goal of 
creating a group of intellectually superior humans destined to program 
computers in the then emerging software industry.

Like I say, I'd like to refute this theory - but I can't - because you see - 
it's all true!

I DO refute the conspiracy theory, currently floating around the web, that 
all Software Engineers are the result of a super secret, insidious C.I.A. 
program, started back in the 1950s, to cross human beings with chimpanzees 
with the goal of creating a group of chimps smart enough to program 
computers but docile enough to willingly sit in front of a computer screen 
hour after hour, day after day, week after week, month after month, year 
after year.

This theory is obviously, totally false!

Ah, ... by the way, were you planning to eat that banana or can I have it? 
(!!!)


Stay Jazzed!
--Tom Swezey