Zip-r-strip by Tom the Tailor

<BODY BGCOLOR="#FFFFFF"> <CENTER><TABLE BORDER=0 WIDTH=575> <TR> <TD> <CENTER><IMG SRC="pics/ziplogo.jpg" ALT="Zip-r-strip logo" WIDTH=475 HEIGHT=100 BORDER=0 ALIGN=bottom> <P><TABLE BORDER=0> <TR> <TD> <CENTER><FONT SIZE="+2" COLOR="#CC0000">Can't Get It On?</FONT></CENTER> <P><FONT SIZE="+1">Why buy a new jacket?</FONT> <FONT SIZE="+1">Expand the one you've got with a <B>Zip-r-strip</B> expander panel.</FONT></P> </TD> <TD> <CENTER><IMG SRC="pics/illus1.jpg" ALT="Get it on!" WIDTH=206 HEIGHT=282 BORDER=0 ALIGN=top valign=Top></CENTER> </TD> </TR> <TR> <TD> <CENTER><IMG SRC="pics/coat.jpg" ALT="Love your jacket!" WIDTH=251 HEIGHT=215 BORDER=0 ALIGN=bottom></CENTER> </TD> <TD> <CENTER><FONT SIZE="+2" COLOR="#000099">You never outgrow<BR> the things you love!</FONT></CENTER> <P><FONT SIZE="+1">Hey! Don't part with your perfectly aged leather jacket. Add another zipper instead. (More zippers is more better!) And save your money for more important things like parts for your bike.</FONT></P> <P><FONT SIZE="+1">Please inquire about special orders of <B>Zip-r-strips</B> in a wide array of styles, colors and finishes, including custom embossed.</FONT></P> </TD> </TR> <TR> <TD> <CENTER><FONT SIZE="+2" COLOR="#000099">Save Money, Look Good, Ride Easy</FONT></CENTER> <P><FONT SIZE="+1">Like most of us, you've probably had a "bonding" experience with your leather jacket. But when your jacket can't adapt to your changing needs, you've got a problem. Whether you need to layer up for more warmth or need more jacket just to zip up, the patented <B>Zip-r-strip</B> is the answer.</FONT></P> <P><FONT SIZE="+1">This fiendishly simple product is a zip-in alteration for your existing jacket. When in use, it adds 2 inches of extra room. When not in use, it tucks away nicely in your pocket.</FONT></P> <P><FONT SIZE="+1"><B>Zip-r-strip</B> adds style and function to your riding experience.</FONT></P> </TD> <TD> <CENTER><IMG SRC="pics/illus2.jpg" ALT="Look great!" WIDTH=221 HEIGHT=250 BORDER=0 ALIGN=top></CENTER> </TD> </TR> </TABLE> <FONT SIZE="+2" COLOR="#CC0000">This is Zip-r-strip!</FONT><BR> <IMG SRC="pics/sample.jpg" WIDTH=459 HEIGHT=163 ALIGN=bottom></P> <P><A HREF="propaganda.html"><FONT SIZE="+1">Propaganda</FONT></A><FONT SIZE="+1"> | </FONT><A HREF="order.html"><FONT SIZE="+1">Order</FONT></A><FONT SIZE="+1"> | </FONT><A HREF="order.html"><FONT SIZE="+1">Size Me</FONT></A><FONT SIZE="+1"> | </FONT><A HREF="mailto:tomthetailor@pobox.com"><FONT SIZE="+1">E-mail Tom</FONT></A></P></CENTER> </TD> </TR> </TABLE> <P> </P> <P></P></CENTER> </BODY>