Yarrrr... pay no mind to that notice above. Me and me fierce Jedi powers be safe, hidden away on board the ship. I be thinkin' the Captain may have somethin' to do with it, but I better keep me ears low... I am working very hard on me new Jedi talents. The problem is that I am having trouble figuring out how to handle a lightsaber without opposable thumbs. The Toller o' Nine Tails and I had a spat last week and we're not really sure who won, other than the Captain. Maybe this mutiny thing will put me in power on board this vessel - she be a fine ship, and I be deservin' to be more than a bilge rat! So I put a black spot on the Toller of Nine Tails n' waited for me chance... turns out he took it out on me first.
"No quarter!" shouted I.
"Die, ye bilge-eatin' landlubber!" said he.
I drew me cutlass n' said, "Avast!"
"Ye'll be a-cryin' for ye mother!" said he before he lunged for me.
The argument lasted a while, but with no clear winner except for the Captain. We all be a-deservin' o' a floggin', but the Captain is too nice for that.
'Been a quiet week on board other than me spat with the Toller o' Nine Tails. Me ego is a little bruised, n' the Captain keeps sayin' things about Zap indulgin' in "schadenfreude" a little too much since the boy argument. Dunno what that means, but she has been grinning at the two of us who were in time-out a while...
Other 'n that, I have been havin' a good work-week. I have been makin' headway on all that take-hold-n'-carry stuff, and me Captain is proud. The only drawback to havin' taught me how to bring me bowl to the captain when asked is that I now bring her all the bowls I can see. I be figurin' that it may land me more treats. I have also discovered the fun of throwin' bowls around n' catchin' 'em while bringing them to the Captain. I have a-hit her in the knee, the forehead, the cheek n' the shoulder with bowls this week. She be none too pleased, but says that I be makin' progress.
I got frustrated this week at some of them there automatic doors. The wee buttons be not friendly to small pirates - first off, I can't see 'em, secondly they sometimes are sunk in and me paw can't activate 'em. So I swear like a sailor at 'em, hopin' to intimidate 'em into workin'. So far, no dice. I'll let ye all know when I figure it out. Maybe these things should be barkin' activated. That'd be delovely.
Enough o' me adventures - time for me to go do me chores and get ready for a day o' work. I get to spend some o' it in the brig while Zap gets to work (how unfair!) but I get me time with the Captain by meself, too. Yarrr...
Keep on sailin'.
~Pirate
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Yarrr... walkin' the plank n' gettin' frisked. Captain says this helps her back. Me, I say it be insultin'... but I know how to stop where I be n' put me paws in the air. |
